3AM Longsleeve

The starter fit. Big Tung Tung Tung Sahur front print, soft as a 3am nap. Wear it anywhere and field exactly zero awkward questions.

480gsm brushed fleece with a fat embroidered TUNG³ chest hit. Cozy enough to fast in, heavy enough to survive the cookout.

Six-panel dad cap that reads CERTIFIED BRAINROT across the front, in case anyone briefly forgot.

Boxy heavyweight cotton. Tiny log on the chest, enormous log on the back. If you know, you know.