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The starter fit. Big Tung Tung Tung Sahur front print, soft as a 3am nap. Wear it anywhere and field exactly zero awkward questions.
Boxy heavyweight cotton. Tiny log on the chest, enormous log on the back. If you know, you know.
A shirt so loud it violates three noise ordinances. All-over print, tag included. Do not wear to a funeral, a job interview, or past 9pm.
Every square inch is Tung Tung Tung Sahur's face. Every. Inch. Your therapist will be hearing about this one.
The tag is on the OUTSIDE. On purpose. It is enormous. It itches your soul, not your neck. A statement nobody asked for.