All-Over Tung Tee

A shirt so loud it violates three noise ordinances. All-over print, tag included. Do not wear to a funeral, a job interview, or past 9pm.

Hawaiian-cut button-up printed with 400 tiny bats. Wear it once and you will, by law, be asked to man the grill.

Two collars. No reason. Ships with a built-in popped collar you physically cannot un-pop. Society is not ready.

The tag is on the OUTSIDE. On purpose. It is enormous. It itches your soul, not your neck. A statement nobody asked for.