Double-Collar Cursed Polo

Name: Double-Collar Cursed Polo
Brand: TripleTung
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (346 reviews)

4.8· 346 reviews

€33.00

Size

The lore

Two collars. No reason. Ships with a built-in popped collar you physically cannot un-pop. Society is not ready.

Shipping & returns

Ships worldwide in 2–5 business days. Free shipping over €60. Changed your mind? 14-day no-drama returns — even if it's just too cursed for you.

The fine print

More unwearable

A shirt so loud it violates three noise ordinances. All-over print, tag included. Do not wear to a funeral, a job interview, or past 9pm.

Every square inch is Tung Tung Tung Sahur's face. Every. Inch. Your therapist will be hearing about this one.

Hawaiian-cut button-up printed with 400 tiny bats. Wear it once and you will, by law, be asked to man the grill.

The tag is on the OUTSIDE. On purpose. It is enormous. It itches your soul, not your neck. A statement nobody asked for.

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