Uncle-At-The-Cookout Shirt

Name: Uncle-At-The-Cookout Shirt
Brand: TripleTung
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.7 (321 reviews)

4.7· 321 reviews

€27.00

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The lore

Hawaiian-cut button-up printed with 400 tiny bats. Wear it once and you will, by law, be asked to man the grill.

Shipping & returns

Ships worldwide in 2–5 business days. Free shipping over €60. Changed your mind? 14-day no-drama returns — even if it's just too cursed for you.

The fine print

More unwearable

A shirt so loud it violates three noise ordinances. All-over print, tag included. Do not wear to a funeral, a job interview, or past 9pm.

Every square inch is Tung Tung Tung Sahur's face. Every. Inch. Your therapist will be hearing about this one.

Two collars. No reason. Ships with a built-in popped collar you physically cannot un-pop. Society is not ready.

The tag is on the OUTSIDE. On purpose. It is enormous. It itches your soul, not your neck. A statement nobody asked for.

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