Forbidden Drip Tee

Every square inch is Tung Tung Tung Sahur's face. Every. Inch. Your therapist will be hearing about this one.

Hawaiian-cut button-up printed with 400 tiny bats. Wear it once and you will, by law, be asked to man the grill.

Two collars. No reason. Ships with a built-in popped collar you physically cannot un-pop. Society is not ready.

The tag is on the OUTSIDE. On purpose. It is enormous. It itches your soul, not your neck. A statement nobody asked for.