Too cursed for daylight. Wear one outside and Tung Tung Tung Sahur finds you. You've been warned.
A shirt so loud it violates three noise ordinances. All-over print, tag included. Do not wear to a funeral, a job interview, or past 9pm.
Every square inch is Tung Tung Tung Sahur's face. Every. Inch. Your therapist will be hearing about this one.
The tag is on the OUTSIDE. On purpose. It is enormous. It itches your soul, not your neck. A statement nobody asked for.